Sunday, 31 May 2009

Review - Boss Lady


And I can understand why it’s called Boss Lady. This vibrator from Babeland and made by Fun Factory is imposing, solid and well my first thought on opening it was wow! It is described as being “hefty” and yes it is as well as being soft and beautifully shaped. As soon as I saw it I felt confident it would perform well and I wasn’t disappointed.

The Boss Lady I received is black which I’m very happy with. It has a clever booster button on the bottom, press it and it boosts the vibrations. The other specs are size 8-3/4” x 1-3/5”, made from silicone, batteries are 4 AA. It’s also splash friendly and shower friendly and although I’ve yet to test that I’m certain it will be and I look forward to proving it.


The vibrations are very good with decent variations of speed and rhythm. The booster button gives you an extra element of control and the noise level is low. It’s curved in the right place with a shaped head and feels great to touch. Two very minor criticisms, the boost button is hard to hold down, and at full throttle the end with the controls are vibrates so much it’s a little difficult to operate.


This is not your average vibrator, it looks and feels like it’s built to last. It does a good job - and going solo or with a partner this vibrator from Babeland would a welcome addition to any toy box. In my opinion this is a first rate toy and I’d recommend it to anyone. I know I’ll be happily reaching for it for a long time.



I made a mistake, I let you choose. The first time you got it right, a small and gentle vibrator which you held beautifully against your clit while you sucked my cock. But for the second choice you picked the Lady Boss, you did what I asked you but I was hoping you would pick the Boss Lady last. I wanted to see you take it with slight hesitation in your eyes. I wanted to see you hold it in your slender and fine hands. I wanted to see you guide the black head and curved shaft smoothly in and out of your cunt. I made a mistake, I let you choose but that’s ok, next time I just won’t give you the choice.

Review - Fusion Duality


The Fusion Duality, made by Evolved and available from Babeland is a double headed vibrator. The two heads vibrate independently from each other, two for the price of one thus giving it 16 possible vibration patterns, sounds great so far. The two ends are also shaped differently, one rather pointy end for g-spot stimulation and the other with some interesting ridges. The idea is it can be used with a partner, the practice isn’t quite so straight forward.

The Fusion Duality comes in a lovely metal tin, packaged extremely well and looks the business. Relatively hefty and solid it’s made from ABS plastic so it’s phthalate free and washable with soap and water. It takes 4 AA batteries and is a total of 10-1/2 inches from tip to tip. It is quiet and the vibrations are really good but I just didn’t find it as exciting as I hoped. Maybe it’s because it’s hard plastic and I’m really very fond of silicone toys with a bit of flexibility. It is very rigid and while 16 different vibration combinations sounds great getting the combination right for both of you isn’t easy.


As a vibrator it is fine, no complaints, it’s attractive and has easy controls. It is waterproof so it’s brilliant for some shower fun but it doesn’t quite ‘do what it says on the tin’ at least not for both of you at the same time. I like the Fusion Duality but certainly not as much as I’d hoped.



Hands flat against the shower wall, slippery tiles providing little grip but firmly planted feet and the support of my arm around your waist means you aren’t going anywhere. Water splashes liberally over your shoulders and down your back in a continual stream. I edge your legs further apart with insistent nudges and gentle kicks. I’m momentarily fascinated by the water as it finds a new route over your cheeks and round to your inner thighs where it disappears between your legs. Then I press the ridged end of the duality hard against your twice wet clit.

Sunday, 3 May 2009

It arrived!

It arrived. Wednesday’s I don’t start work until midday so we’d gone for out coffee in the sunshine. We got back about half an hour before I had to leave and there it was, patiently waiting to be rescued from the floor and released from its travelling envelope. My compression vest. We opened it up and examined it, it certainly seemed like it would be tight but in my head I wasn’t convinced it would make much difference. I wanted it to make a difference so I had to believe it wouldn’t so I could keep the potential for disappointment at bay.

It crossed my mind briefly to wait until I got back from work before trying it on but I was too excited and too nervous. It had to be done then and there. I took myself off into the bathroom and put it on (eventually working out how to get my head and both arms into it without pulling a muscle). I looked in the mirror, face on, side on, examining closely the new contours of my chest. I wore it to work and it felt really good walking along, shoulders back, head held high. I admit I was a bit nervous that someone would notice but as my lovely wife pointed out, what would they say?

Impressive is a word I would use to describe it. It flattens, not completely but enough, enough to make my shirts hang right. Enough to make catching a glimpse of myself in a mirror or shop window pleasurable. Enough that I can touch my chest and feel like it’s a chest not breasts. I’ve worn it everyday since, it’s comfortable, reassuring and secure. It’s become my shield and now there’s no way I’d want to be without it.