Saturday, 29 August 2009

Review - Hey Diddle Diddle

What do you get if you take an old nursery rhyme, add sprinkles of humour, mix in clever little twists and top with naughtiness?

Answer – “Hey Diddle Diddle – a naughty delight for lesbians and other grown ups” by Marie Davis (available from Amazon).


Marie sent me a copy of her audio book Hey Diddle Diddle recently. You may have heard of Marie or seen her cartoons, if not you should check out her website waywardpencils. With Hey Diddle Diddle Marie has created an audio cartoon but with heaps of extra zing.


I have to admit I was very curious and not really sure what to expect. Not only had I never listened to an audio book before but I’d also never come across a nursery rhyme turned into a lesbian tale. I’m glad to say once I started to listen I soon realized it’s a great idea which Marie has turned into a great reality.


I don’t want to give too much of the story away but remind yourself of the nursery rhyme and you’ll get a rough outline. After that anything is possible in this story and there are also a few surprises. The interesting and unusual characters include a lactose intolerant cow, a lesbian handywoman, a fiddle playing cat and a love sick spoon. There are also some great minor characters such as the fireflies and the toast pieces.


The story is read beautifully by Marie herself and this charming tale lends itself so well to being heard. The fabulous imagery she has created rolls easily off her tongue and soothes the ears. Marie has very skillfully taken the nursery rhyme and created a witty tale full of absolutely lovely descriptions of the characters and their surroundings. And yes there are some amusing and very entertaining “naughty” bits.


If you have the chance to listen to “Hey Diddle Diddle” you should, I enjoyed it so much I’ve already listened to it twice.

Monday, 24 August 2009

Sugasm #171

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #172? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
Kiss Me If You Can
“I love the buildup, the discovery.”

Back To School
“Back at school a stolen glance across the corridor shows me you haven’t forgotten either.”

On Critics and Criticism
“But is it fair? Is it right?”

Sugasm Editor
Review: Babeland’s Under The Bed Restraints

Editor’s Choice
Building

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Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
Big, Beautiful Women
The Ghost of Sex Toys Future (Part Three of Three)
Play with Gigi and Iris

Sex Advice
How to Properly Finger a Woman

BDSM & Fetish
And It Rained
A bedtime story
Caning Galleries
Forgiven
Inspiration, pain, subspace and bliss in the afternoon
The Spanking TOP 5 – Delivery #4
Time for a Shower
Tongue & Cheek–Medical Fetish Photo Story

Sex Humor
How Much Dick Would A Dick Cock Cock if A Dick Cock Could Suck Cock?

Out With The Old

News, Reviews & Interviews

Aural Sex Contest
Electrogasm coolness!
Flexi Felix
Jimmyjane Form 6 review
Top Five Tuesday - Judging a Porn By Its Cover

NSFW Pics, Videos & Audio
5 schoolgirls spanked and caned
HNT ~ Dana Lends a Hand. Or Two.
HNT: Strawberry Season - Part 2
Jenny McClain
Kim Kardashian Fucking Sexy Wallpapers
La Petite Mort

Salacious ~HNT

Sex Poetry
Late In The Game

Erotic Writing & Experiences
Cock Love
Confessional: Her Husband
Friday Night Plans: Faith
Fuck
A Hot Summer’s Night Dream
Looks So Nasty in Those Khakis
The Package
The Tale of the Hot Blond Sex Machine (real story)

Wet Dream

Monday, 10 August 2009

Building

There are times when everything I do is about building. Constructing subtle sensations and enthralling impressions to assemble a teetering form. Delicately balanced and cemented with passionate pain, a tenuous structure and a solid, durable state.

Power induced architecture.


Strip the ground back to its natural naked self, unsown and bare. Remove the debris of clothing to reveal unending, fallow beauty. Verbally sketched plans; digging foundations with leather and earthy rope. Pile driven chains and tormented brick work, tainted fabricated steel.


Deviant design.


Building upward, slapping brick on brick, a dark towering structure, paddled, spanked and flogged into being. Beaten floors and thrashed walls; smacked ceilings covered with robust submission. Shadowy stairwells shackled to corridors flowing with crazed delight. Doors unlocked and gaping, rooms crammed with shivering welcome. Smarting, stinging windows permanently glazed and blissfully bolted. Wild garden, spread wide, open, exposed and brimming with burgeoning lust.


Proud immoral erection.


Every twisted conscious move overloaded with gratuitous pleasure but always building towards the inevitable critical end. Deep inside you rhythmically throbbing and verbally goading, edging closer to the apex. Marking the changes in your body, your breath and the eyes of your soul for the moment. That split second in time when keenly observed you hit the edge. And I can press and thrust and ride your orgasm, quicker and faster and harder and deeper. Crash against it, over it, under it, fighting fiercely through it; pitching us both headlong over the edge.


Demolition.

Tuesday, 4 August 2009

Pleasurists #39

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Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #38? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #40? Submit it here before Sunday August 2nd at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

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On to the reviews…

Editor’s Pick
  • JimmyJane Form 6 by Joan Price
  • What makes a vibrator worth $185? Granted, that’s a lot of money for a vibrator. The Jimmyjane Form 6 Waterproof Rechargeable Vibrating Massager is a luxury item, a sexy gift for the sensual woman in your life (maybe yourself!), and it gives a lot back for that price.

    Editor’s Note: As I was informed of in the additional message when this review was submitted: “Joan Price’s blog celebrates sex after 60. Her reviews reflect the perspective of sex-positive seniors and elders.” How could I not highlight a great review and a blog whose subject matter is wonderful albeit somewhat unusual to see?

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